A Taxmans pizza
A Taxmans pizza is the worst kind of pizza you can make. It’s so burnt, you could probably use it as a weapon. You’re basically a food terrorist.
My pizza was so burnt, it looked like it had been attacked by a dragon.
I made a Taxmans pizza. My dog ran out of the room.
That pizza was so bad, I had to eat it with a spoon and a prayer.