'That guy’s got more than just a sweet, he’s got a full-on fruit salad.', said by a guy who just saw someone walking in with a fruit salad.

'That sweet is so good, I might need a fruit salad to survive.', said by a guy who just ate a fruit salad and still wants more.

'If that sweet was a fruit, it’d be the king of the fruit salad.', said by a guy who just walked in with a fruit salad and a glittery dress.