a suzy
A suzy is a hot mess who looks like a supermodel but acts like a confused potato. She’s tall, nice, and she makes you feel like you’re on a magic carpet ride.
She walked in and the whole room went quiet. I said, 'That’s a suzy.'
She laughed so hard she cried. I said, 'That’s a suzy.'
She made me feel like I was on top of the world. I said, 'That’s a suzy.'