A Susan
A Susan is a damn good person who thinks she's average. She's smart, kind, and always trying to be the best, but she can't see her own greatness. She'll be your best friend if you're cool, but if you mess with her, she'll make your life a living hell. She loves you like a girlfriend, respects you like a boss, and will fight for you like a warrior. Don't let her see you cry.
"You called me Sue? I'm gonna give you a headache so bad you'll forget your own name.", Susan, after being called Sue for the third time.
"You broke my heart? I'll break your bones.", Susan, during a dramatic breakup.
"I'm your best friend, but I'll still make you fail math.", Susan, being extra.