A stub in the dark - Walking in the dark and stubbing your toe on something that

Walking in the dark and stubbing your toe on something that wasn’t supposed to be there is like your foot got a slap from the universe.

I stubbed my toe on a brick in the dark. It was like my foot got a slap from the universe.

I walked in the dark and my toe got a slap from a chair. It was brutal.

I tripped in the dark and my toe got a slap from a stack of plates. The plates were mean.