a stranger - Sitting on your hand until it falls asleep, then using it to

Sitting on your hand until it falls asleep, then using it to jerk off your weasle.

I sat on my hand until it went to sleep, then I jerked off my weasle with it.

I waited until my hand was totally numb, then I used it to jerk off my weasle.

My hand was dead from sitting on it, then I used it to jerk off my weasle.