A Stimmy
A stimmy is that check you get from the government when they think they're helping you, but really they're just trying to keep you from screaming into the void.
My stimmy came in, I used it to buy a pizza and feel like I'm winning.
Stimmy check is here, but I still don't know why I'm alive.
Stimmy check? That's just a fancy word for my government giving me a little hope.