a "sticky ricky"
You jizz on your hands, then shake someone’s hand with one hand and punch them in the face with the other hand like a weirdo.
My buddy jizzed on his hands and then shook my hand and punched me in the face.
My cousin jizzed on his hands and then hit my brother in the face while shaking his hand.
I jizzed on my hands and then hit my friend in the face while shaking his hand.