a "sticky ricky"
Coming home early, whacking off, ringing the doorbell, covering the peephole, and busting a load in your girlfriend’s face when she opens the door. It’s like you’re trying to shock her and you’re proud of yourself.
My brother did this to his girlfriend and she was so confused and mad.
I did this to my girlfriend and she yelled at me and I had to go back to my room.
My friend did this to his girlfriend and she was so embarrassed she cried.