A sticky nick
A sticky nick is when your friend gets your junk sucked all the way to your butt and licks your butt hairs like they're the best donut ever
My buddy did a sticky nick and I had to hide in the closet for five minutes.
He did a sticky nick in the park and a kid asked if he was a dog.
My friend did a sticky nick and my mom said, 'That’s the worst one yet!'