a stag-n-doe - a party full of people who are still single because they all

a party full of people who are still single because they all think they’re too good for relationships.

The stag-n-doe was so bad, even my goldfish left.

I went to a stag-n-doe and the only thing that happened was a guy arguing with a plate.

At the stag-n-doe, I asked a girl if she was single, and she said, 'I'm not single, I'm just waiting for my ex to die.'