A squidy swishy wedgi
A squidy swishy wedgi is when a Hanson-lookin squid shows up and snatches your undies like it’s a chore
The squid took my undies and said, 'That’s what you get for being ugly.'
I was eating a sandwich when a squid swooped in and took my undies like it was a sandwich steal.
My undies were taken by a squid who just looked at me like I was a bad snack.