a spooner
You switch up the start of words, and it makes your speech sound like a brain-dead joker’s.
I said 'bithy wick' instead of 'witchy bick' and my friend asked if I was high
I said 'flobber wick' instead of 'wobbler tick' and my friend laughed at me
I said 'snooze beans' instead of 'nooze beans' and my dog laughed at me