A sploge
A sploge is like a messy pile of sperm, frozen yogurt, and gunk that stuck to your eye when you woke up after a long night of crying.
My sploge brother once tried to eat a wall and got a stomachache.
That sploge woke up with gunk in his eye and cried like a baby.
Sploges are the reason why some people eat yogurt with a spoon and a fork.