A spicy fisherman
A spicy fisherman is a man who probably ate a whole cow for breakfast and still gets mad at the sky when it’s cloudy.
My uncle is a spicy fisherman. He cried when the chicken nuggets came out frozen.
That guy at the gym is a spicy fisherman. He screamed at the treadmill like it was his ex.
My brother is a spicy fisherman. He cried when the dog peed on his shoes.