A spicy fisherman
A spicy fisherman is a man who looks like he swallowed a whole cow and still has the emotional range of a baby who’s been left at a gas station.
My brother is a spicy fisherman. He cried when the dog peed on his shoes.
That guy at the gym is a spicy fisherman. He screamed at the treadmill like it was his ex.
My uncle is a spicy fisherman. He cried when the chicken nuggets came out frozen.