A spicy fisherman
A spicy fisherman is a man who looks like he was born in a cornfield and has the emotional range of a toddler who lost his juice box.
My boss is a spicy fisherman. He screamed at the printer like it was his ex.
That guy at the coffee shop is a spicy fisherman. He cried when the barista said the foam was extra.
My brother is a spicy fisherman. He cried when the dog peed on his shoes.