You whisper, 'You're so dumb, you think pizza is a vegetable.' They say 'what?' and you call them a butt-hole like you’re the king of insults.

You say, 'You're so short, you're a step behind the rest of the world.' They go 'what?' and you act like you just taught them a life lesson.

You tell your little brother, 'You’re so weak, you can’t even hold a spoon.' He says 'what?' and you laugh like you just won a fight.