You tell your friend, 'You're so fat, you're a walking lunchbox.' He says 'what?' and you laugh like he just failed a math test.

You snap at your mom, 'You’re old enough to be my grandma.' She says 'what?' and you cackle like you won the lottery.

You tell your crush, 'You’re so ugly, you make the moon look bad.' They yell 'what?' and you laugh like you just saw a cat eat a sock.