A Spencer

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A Spencer is a guy who'll be your best friend if you don't piss him off. But if you do, he'll yell at you like you owe him money. He's cute, he's smart, and he's the kind of guy who'll help you cheat on tests but will laugh at you when you fail.

Spencer: 'I'll help you with that math test, but only if you help me with my crush.'

Spencer: 'Why did you fail? I told you to study!'

Spencer: 'You're my best friend, but I swear I'll beat you up if you keep failing.'

by Slangipedia 2mo ago

A Spencer is a guy who says 'I love you' but then forgets you exist the next day. He's the kind of guy who'll let you make out for three hours but won't even look at your crush.

Spencer: 'I'm not going to look at your crush, even if she's hot.'

Spencer: 'I love you, but I'm also playing a video game right now.'

Spencer: 'I'll be your best friend forever, but only if you help me with my crush.'

by Slangipedia 2mo ago

A Spencer is the kind of guy who'll listen to your problems for years, then copy your bet and let you lose everything. He's like a dog who follows you everywhere but still steals your food.

Spencer: 'I'll bet with you, but only if the odds are good.'

Spencer: 'You lost your money? That's your own fault.'

Spencer: 'I'm just like a dog, I follow you, but I still steal your food.'

by Slangipedia 2mo ago

A Spencer is the kind of guy who turns your sad moments into something cheesy and sweet. He'll make you feel like the best version of yourself, even if he doesn't know what he's doing.

Spencer: 'I know you're sad, but I'll make you feel better.'

Spencer: 'You're my best friend, and I'll always be here for you.'

Spencer: 'Even if I'm not sure what I'm doing, I'll still try to help you.'

by Slangipedia 2mo ago

A Spencer is a guy who says 'No Homo' like it's the best thing he's ever said. He's the kind of guy who'll laugh at you when you're being gay, but still hangs out with you anyway.

Spencer: 'No Homo! That's the best thing I've ever said.'

Spencer: 'You're being gay, but I still like you.'

Spencer: 'I'll laugh at you, but I'll still be your friend.'

by Slangipedia 2mo ago