A spamful amount of money
So much money it makes your brain feel like it's about to explode from all the counting.
He had a spamful amount of money, and he counted it so much his brain turned into a pizza oven.
She got a spamful amount of money and spent it all on pizza and a flamingo that yelled at her for 2 hours straight.
He had a spamful amount of money and tried to count it, but his brain exploded and became a pizza.