A spamful amount of money
A ton of cash, so much it could pay for a pizza for every single person on the planet and still have enough to buy a flamingo that insults your mom.
He got a spamful amount of money and bought a pizza for everyone in the world and a flamingo that insulted his mom for 3 days straight.
She had a spamful amount of money and used it to buy 1000 pizzas and a flamingo that said 'your mom is ugly' in 10 different languages.
He had a spamful amount of money and turned his whole life into a pizza commercial with a flamingo that cursed his existence.