a space is a spade
Used when someone is trying to say two things are both the same and totally different, but they’re too dumb to just pick one.
You said the pizza was like a space is a spade. It was just cheese and sauce. You’re a loser.
My mom said my dog was a space is a spade. It’s a dog. It doesn’t matter if it barks at the mailman.
He said my job was a space is a spade. It’s a job. You don’t need to compare it to the moon.