My hand is a snot disaster and my stomach has a sore that could take down a football. I look like I got pummeled by a snot tornado.

I have a gooey snot hand and a sore that’s tougher than a football. I feel like I got hit by a snot beast.

My hand is dripping with snot and my stomach has a sore the size of a football. I think I’m gonna pass out from all the snot and pain.