a smothering

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A smothering is when your whole family piles on top of you like a meatloaf in a meat grinder, usually because you're the last one who can eat and you're still alive.
My uncle got smothered by my cousins and my grandma. He didn't come out for a week.
My aunt was smothered by her six kids and a goat. It was a holy smothering.
My cousin got smothered by the whole town because he ate the last pizza.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A smothering is when a girl sits on your face like it’s a throne and she’s the queen, and she doesn’t get off until you beg for mercy.
My crush sat on my face for ten minutes. I had to ask for a soda to get her off.
He got smothered by his crush during lunch. He had a headache for the rest of the day.
She smothered him in the hallway. The teacher had to break it up.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A smothering is when a girl has a huge butt and she decides to put it on your face like it’s a special kind of punishment or reward.
She smothered him with her butt during the movie. He didn’t see the ending.
He got smothered by his girlfriend in the gym. He passed out.
My brother got smothered by his girlfriend in front of the whole class.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A smothering is when a guy is lying down and a girl sits on his face like it’s the most natural thing in the world, and she’s probably eating a sandwich at the same time.
He was smothered by his girlfriend while eating a sandwich. He choked on it.
She smothered him during the school dance. Everyone laughed.
He got smothered by his crush in the library. He had to leave early.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A smothering is when your mom or girlfriend loves you so much she acts like she’s your mom, your therapist, and your food delivery person all at once.
My mom smothered me with love, food, and advice. I couldn’t breathe.
He got smothered by his girlfriend. She brought him soup, advice, and a new job.
My girlfriend smothered me with so much love I had to take a vacation.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A smothering is a religious cult started by a tiny, angry dwarf who thinks pain and suffering is the best way to heaven, and he made everyone suffer.
He got smothered by the dwarf cult. He had to run a marathon with a hot dog in his mouth.
My brother joined the dwarf cult and got smothered by pain and suffering.
The dwarf smothered everyone with his weird religious torture.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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