A Smooth
To do a smooth is when a guy who looks like he’s been hit by a truck still gets a hot girl to marry him. He’s like a used car salesman with a PhD in lying.
My uncle dated my aunt’s best friend’s sister. He looked like a raccoon who lost a bet. Smooth.
My dad married my mom when he had a beard like a dog and a face like a brick. Smooth.
My cousin’s boss is 60, bald, and still dates girls half his age. Smooth.