a smidge of midgets
a bunch of midgets all in one place, probably because they were arguing over who gets the last slice of pizza.
At the party, a smidge of midgets were fighting over a pizza slice like it was the last piece of cake.
A smidge of midgets was in the hallway, screaming about who ate the last donut.
In the cafeteria, a smidge of midgets was trying to steal my lunch.