A smart idiot
A genius in the classroom, but out in the real world, they're about as useful as a doorstop. They’re like a rocket scientist who can’t find their own keys.
I aced the math test but I still can’t figure out how to use a can opener. I just yell at it.
I know all the formulas but I still can’t change a tire. I just stare at it like it’s a math problem.
I got straight A's but I still don’t know how to open a door. I just push it until it breaks.