A sloath - A sloath is when you take a lazy promise and it turns into a

A sloath is when you take a lazy promise and it turns into a curse. You swear you’ll be lazy forever, and then you get haunted by it.

I promised a sloath I’d never wake up again. Now I’m dead and I still dream about sleeping.

My friend made a sloath oath and now he’s stuck in a never-ending nap.

I took a sloath oath and now my dog sleeps in my bed and I don’t get to sleep.