a Sélène - A Sélène is like a superhero. She’s cool. She’s kind. She’s

A Sélène is like a superhero. She’s cool. She’s kind. She’s funny. She’s also hot. So why are you still single? Go find one before someone else does.

You: "I’m so tired." Sélène: "I’ll help you. And I’ll make you coffee."

You: "I’m going to fail." Sélène: "I’ll be there. And I’ll laugh at your stupid jokes."

You: "I’m ugly." Sélène: "No. You’re not. And I’m still going to date you."