A Sir Lance A Lot (Señor Lancastor to become Sir Lanks)...
A guy who thinks he's a legend just because he knows a weird prayer and has boils like a walking sore.
"I’m not just a guy. I’m a legend. I know the spartan prayer and have boils that scream.", @SirLanceTheBoil
"I beat my brother in a boil war. He didn’t even know the spartan prayer.", @BoilWarrior
"I got boils from the spartan prayer and now I’m a legend.", @BoilLegend2024