A Silvana
A Silvana is a forest goddess who’s super smart but acts like she’s not. She’s hot, skinny, and short most of the time. She’ll make you laugh until you cry and will absolutely destroy you in bed. She’s the sweetest, cutest, and has the best laugh you’ll ever hear.
"You’re the best Silvana, I swear I’d marry you if you let me.", A guy who got dumped by her.
"Silvana is like my life coach, my therapist, and my lover all in one.", A guy who’s been with her for 3 years.
"I asked her to be my partner in crime, and she said yes, but now I have to steal candy from the store.", A kid who’s in love with her.