A shitty kris - Pooping in someone’s pants while they’re trying to eat, then

Pooping in someone’s pants while they’re trying to eat, then sitting on it like it’s a pizza.

I did a shitty kris on my friend’s pants during dinner. He couldn’t finish his spaghetti.

She did a shitty kris on her dad’s pants while he was eating cereal. He threw the bowl.

My little brother did a shitty kris on my mom’s pants while she was having breakfast. She yelled at him.