A shit drive
A shit drive is when you poop in a car on a long trip and everyone else gets to see it smell it and hear it like it’s a comedy special
My dog pooped in the car and it was like a mini poop show with a side of barking
I tried to hide my poop but my friend saw it and laughed until he choked
The whole car smelled like a sewer and my dad started singing 'I’m a survivor'