A shanty welshman
A Shanty Welshman is a man who thinks he’s important just because he’s been eating goat cum for years. He tries to climb the Welsh ladder by letting goats use him as a personal toilet.
He showed up to work with a goat on his back and a goat in his mouth.
During the meeting, he let a goat take a dump on his boss’s head.
His coworkers think he’s the goat whisperer because he talks to goats during lunch.