A Shanon Suprise
You're getting head in a 69, your girl bites your dick, then shits on your face so you can't escape the surprise.
I was getting head in a 69 when she bit my cock and crapped on my face. I had to wipe my face with my hands.
She bit my meat and took a dump on my face. I was like, 'That’s not a surprise, that’s a slap in the face.'
I was about to finish when she bit my cock and crapped on my face. That was the best surprise ever.