A Shannon
Shannon is a smart, hot, talkative, drama queen who acts all cool but is just dying to be noticed. She wears fancy clothes, talks like she knows everything, but when the lights go out, she sings opera and cries about her feelings.
Shannon tried to explain quantum physics to my dog and failed. Hard.
She wore a tuxedo to the grocery store and got free cookies.
She cried when her plants got a haircut.
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