A Shandi
A Shandi is a cheap-ass drink made by mixing beer and soda like a desperate man trying to hide his bad taste. It tastes like regret and regret only.
DM: "I tried a Shandi for the first time. I now regret my entire life."
Tweet: "Shandi is just beer and soda. I’m 100% sure it’s the worst thing to ever happen to mankind."
Text: "My mom made me a Shandi. I’m now a prisoner of bad decisions."