A Shade Below - A website where people post about the internet like it’s a r

A website where people post about the internet like it’s a religion, but they’re all just lazy and don’t want to do anything else.

'I’m going to pray to the internet and ask for a better day.'

‘I’m not lazy. I’m just following the internet’s calling.’

‘I posted my prayer on A Shade Below. No one answered. I’m going to write another one.’