A Shade Below - A site where losers post about the internet like they invent

A site where losers post about the internet like they invented it, while everyone else is busy having real fun.

'I tried to log on, but it didn’t work. I’m going to call the internet and complain.'

‘This website is the only reason I still have a life.’

‘I’m not a nerd. I just post about the internet on this site because I have nothing better to do.’