A Seymour
A Seymour is when someone falls in love so fast they get married every two years, only to dump them like they’re hot garbage.
My aunt is a Seymour. She got married 5 times and each time said it was love. Now she’s divorced 5 times.
My uncle is a Seymour. He married his third wife because he thought she was ‘the one’ and now he’s married to his fourth.
My mom is a Seymour. She said she was in love with her ex-husband, but now she’s in love with her new husband again.