A "Sebastian Chemnitz" - You're trying to get laid but instead of blowing your load,

You're trying to get laid but instead of blowing your load, you go number one on her like it’s a personal attack.

I was trying to make a move, but I peed on her like she was my enemy.

She was getting close, but I peed on her like she was my nemesis.

I was about to finish, but I peed on her like she was a public enemy.