A Sean Promise
A Sean promise is the kind of promise that makes a regular promise feel like it was made by a tired toddler.
Sean promised my teacher he’d stop talking during class. He’s now talking during class and writing a novel.
Sean promised my sister he’d stop eating my sweets. He’s now eating my sweets and my sister’s sweets.
Sean promised the whole world he’d stop being a legend. He’s now being a legend and laughing at the world.