A Scotty
A Scotty is a flirt who plays with your heart and has the worst taste in everything. He’s funny, but he also has a terrible disease and a bad attitude.
He broke my heart and then said I was the one who was too boring for him.
He has chlamydia and thinks it's a superpower.
He told me he liked me, but then he went to the bar and flirted with someone else.