A Schultz Job
A Schultz Job is when you try to fix something with your bare hands and a wrench that’s missing a tooth. It ends up looking like a junkyard exploded.
My uncle tried to fix his sink with a hammer and a sock. Now the sink looks like it was hit by a goat.
My brother tried to install a light with a broom and a banana. Now the ceiling is glowing and it smells like bananas.
My dad tried to fix the roof with a ladle and a mop. Now the roof looks like a melted pancake.