a school yearbook
A yearbook is a fancy notebook that makes you feel like you’re famous. It’s given to you every year for no reason. You look at it and see how bad the pictures are, like they took them in the middle of a fight. People write silly stuff in it, like ‘I miss you’ when you see them every day.
My yearbook says, 'I’m going to be rich when I’m 30.'
My teacher wrote, 'You’re still the worst.'
My friend wrote, 'I still think you’re a weirdo.'