A scholer
A guy who eats so much spam and broth it looks like he's trying to survive the apocalypse, then he wakes up and makes a breakfast burrito with his wife like it's a normal thing to do
He ate so much spam, the dog ran away screaming.
He drank so much broth, he looked like he was about to explode.
He made a breakfast burrito with his wife while wearing just a tank top and a smile.