A Schmonk
When your foot feels like it's on fire and you stomp like a caveman to put it out.
'I walked three blocks just to make my foot stop burning. I’m a stomp god.', @SchmonkStomper
'I stomped so hard, my neighbor thought I was fighting a bear.', @SchmonkWarrior
'My foot was so itchy, I stomped like a madman and broke my toe.', @SchmonkFoot