A Sarah Paul
A Sarah Paul is a paid dummy who stands there and yells 'You're the best!' while you scream at someone like they’re a bad cookie.
I paid Sarah Paul to yell 'She’s a donkey!' while I told my mom she was a waste of space.
Sarah Paul stood there like a chicken and said 'That’s true!' while I told my neighbor he was a rotten apple.
I gave Sarah Paul a tip and she yelled 'He’s a loser!' while I told my brother he was a bad pizza.