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A Santos is a hot guy with a big brain, a bigger ego, and a huge package that could make a cow jealous. He’s the guy you wish you were.

“He’s hot, smart, and has a package that could make a cow jealous.”, @realDonaldTrump

“He’s the guy who makes every girl wish they were him.”, @Biden

“He’s like a god with a huge package and a brain.”, @CNN”